a nerd and a geek who sit around eating mashed potatoes and watching streams. she's a grammar nerd and he's a who sheds. ok silly stuff out of the way. we're a couple with some experience in the lifestyle looking to explore our options. We do play together and apart so both can be reached at this profile. Respect is a high priority for us and we put our relationship before anything else. If either of us feel that is not being respected you will be blocked. We are looking to have fun and the right people to have that fun with. we're very laid back and open to new experiences. This seems to be an increasing problem that people will not even read our profile prior to messaging. I'm talking about you single guys. So unless the code word "titty sprinkles" is said at some point in your initial message we will not consider it serious. And I may just decide to fuck with you for not reading the profile so you have been warned. Also guys when you message us please respect our relationship and address us both because more likely than not he will be looking at messages and has no problem fucking with you or just outright rejecting you before she even sees the message. so be smart. Another problem we seem to be encountering is profiles with only dick pics. seriously there are so many dick pics on here that they are all just blending together. pro tip we are not attracted to dicks. if none of your pics show you're body and face, or if you don't send those in your message we wont even bother with you and no amount of titty sprinkles will save you. single guys you're already on the bottom of the pecking order, don't give me ammo to bury you. We had the opportunity to full swap with a few couples and found that we enjoyed it. She was surprised how well she was able to please the other women and she's excited to be able to make a woman cum again.

My Ideal Person There is a hierarchy with us in meeting and it is as follows:
Single women
Couples (Man/Woman)
Single men (Yup bottom of the totem pole, but that wont mean you're completely ruled out)

We seek the following qualities in those we play with:

understanding that our relationship is top priority

no men over 45, unless handsome and in great shape.

straight men only

hwp for men and women

We prefer curvy women (suckers for big boobs)

She prefers white or hispanic men, however he is open to all races

a little nom nom never hurt anybody (biting)

looking for those relatively close that are able to host, however we dont mind splitting the cost of a room. Relatively close meaning about an hour drive.

We are open to playing with tourist.

Single men prior to playing alone with her you will be required to have a threesome with us first