My life has been the basis of several TV shows and movies. Modernized versions of Around the World in Eighty Days and The Jungle Book were based on my first 18 years. More accurately the title should have been around the world in 18 years. Just imagine a boarding planes and traveling and then sitting in the jungle watching TV. If you didn't see it, don't worry. I'll tell you about what really happened. More recently they based the Mentalist on me. Bruno Heller almost decided on having me play the title role until he noticed that Simon Baker had a better accent. My acting career was short-lived. A few off-Broadway performances and that was it. I can't believe how many women still ask for my autograph. For a short while the FBI and CIA consulted me on their anti-fraud ops in third world countries but I've retired from that so that I have a little more free time. While it lasted, I almost felt like a real life James Bond. That is the rea that I have to hide out in the badlands of New Mexico so that I don't attract too much attention. I am looking for someone who is fun and open-minded. Someone who is willing to try anything. I am looking for someone to have some casual fun with. Do you know anyone like that? Of course you do. There is more information about me on zorpia. Look for Edward6350.